Conversation I had with my 4 year old niece today.
Lex-"Auntie Sandi, I have a zucchini."
Me- "That's nice. Are you going to eat it?"
Lex- looking at me like I'm crazy, "No, I'm going to wear it today."
Me- "You are, how?" (still a little puzzled)
Lex- "I wear it when I swim in the pool. It shows my belly. It has a top part and a bottom part. You want to see it?"
Me- laughing hysterically, "Oh, that kind of zucchini! Yes, I do want to see it."